fuckyeahsnl:

cyborglovesong:

I admit I have not been recycling In fact, I’ve been openly encouraging people to be wasteful. I often go to other people’s recycling bins and throw them into the regular trash.  I own thirty stretch-limosine Hummers And I keep them all running, even when I am sleeping. And I always dump my unused paint directly into the ocean.  And I’m truly sorry, because —  Earth, you’re a wonderful, wonderful planet! Earth, you’re a wonderful, wonderful planet! Earth, you’re a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful planet! I’m gonna be a better boyfriend to you!

fuckyeahsnl:

cyborglovesong:

I admit I have not been recycling
In fact, I’ve been openly encouraging people to be wasteful.
I often go to other people’s recycling bins
and throw them into the regular trash.

I own thirty stretch-limosine Hummers
And I keep them all running, even when I am sleeping.
And I always dump my unused paint
directly into the ocean.

And I’m truly sorry, because —

Earth, you’re a wonderful, wonderful planet!
Earth, you’re a wonderful, wonderful planet!
Earth, you’re a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful planet!
I’m gonna be a better boyfriend to you!